We make your food, so you can be a couch potato and not do it
Disclaimer: this is not a real restaurant, and only for a school project.HDA Breakfast was founded in 2025 by three students with a simple mission: to provide the most figurative breakfast possible. Our journey began in a language arts class, where we created this for a project. Today, we are proud to serve our class with a menu that combines humor and work, using only the freshest ingredients. Whether you're here for our not so famous bacon, stiff pancakes, or smashed orange juice, we attempt to make every meal a goofy one. Thank you for being a skibidi customer!
With the smoothest gravy ever, this biscuits and gravy dish is like bread and butter. The biscuits are as crunchy as toast, and each bite will make you forget every bland meal you ever had!
Our breakfast burrito is so delicious, it could make an earthquake stop to take another bite! The ingredients are wrapped like in a sleeping bag. With fresh ingredients, this is the tastiest burrito in the world!
This is the best soup you will ever taste! It has a rich, creamy rice topped with meat, vegetables, eggs, or other foods. Each food will cause a flavor battle in your mouth, and the most delicious gets to be eaten.
Sprinkled with fresh spices even Gordon Ramsay would be jealous of, our corned beef hash is like no other. All of the ingredients will cause a painting in your mouth! Our hash has a flavor that is uniquely ours.
Muffins mixed with the most memorable eggs, our eggs Benedict dish has the best flavors ever. It's made mildly salty, so its like machine-made. Made from fresh, savory muffins, a poached egg, and our special sauce.
From the oven, French toast's flavors flip a bad day upside down. This dish consists of toast with freshly gathered honey, butter, and fruits. The sweetness of the toast will melt in your mouth, and it will fill your tastebuds with joy.
Our hash browns are perfectly cooked to the perfect golden brown color. They will make you want to take the whole supply home! They almost look like they are made of plastic! But that's just the perfect job our chef did!
Our oatmeal is the creamiest oatmeal ever, it is like eating a cloud. With fruit of your choice added, this is the best oatmeal in the world! It is so good, it almost feels like it was generated by artificial intelligence!
Stuffed with delicious fillings that can be modified upon request, this omelette is a unique dish that has many contrasting flavors, like a bookshelf's books. This omellete will bring immense joy to you!
Best pancakes you will ever eat! Our pancakes are always freshly made with homemade syrup and whipped cream! Our pancakes will make you cry tears of joy!
Mmm! Our waffles are like icing on cake for your general breakfast. It is a stack of 4 waffles, and each have a unique fruit taste that will steal the spotlight.
This bacon is as tasty as the finest cuisine. With the perfect balance of the best oil in the world and meat, this bacon will dance around on your tastebuds. They will sizzle like a firecracker in a pan. It tastes like it was made by Jamie Oliver in a Michelin-star restaurant!
Our fried dough sticks are the tastiest stick ever. With freshly rolled dough fried in oil, this is the perfect dish when paired with any type of milk. Perfect for picky children, it is like a combination of fries and bread.
Come enjoy our fresh fruit bowl, our fruit bowl is the best. It's the most amazing and fresh fruit you will ever have! The fresh flavor will dance on your tongue! Our fruit bowl has a fresh fruit flavor and is a favorites. Try our fruit, it's the best fruit you will ever have.
These dumplings are like golden little pillows of happiness, crispy on the outside and soft on the inside. With a buttery flavor that melts in your mouth, this dumpling will dance on your tastebuds. Yum!
Seasoned with the freshest spices in the world, our sausage links will provide a unique taste that will be an amazing side dish. It's cooked to the perfect golden brown color, and has a crunchy outer shell. Paired with french toast, this dish is like 2 peas in a pod.
With ingredients as delicious as watermelon on a hot day, our muffin is baked perfectly to a golden color. With a recipe that is as sacred as the bible, this dish is uniquely ours. Each puff is the muffin improving itself, until it is suited for all your requests!
Our sunny side up eggs are the best of the best top tier eggs, they taste better than any other eggs you will ever have! And they always come to your plate straight from a sizzling pan with butter and the best seasoning that is sprinkled by an expert chef!
Our chocolate milk is as fresh as a shiny coin, and the chocolate is from cocoa beans that are carefully harvested. Cooked with a low temperature, drinking it will put you on cloud nine.
This coffee is as warm as a sauna. The coffee beans are fresh from the field. We offer different roast levels, and have many varieties based on request. Our premium coffee beans are fresh from brazil.
Ice cold Icelandic water that tastes as fresh as glacier water, and as cold as a mountain top. Icelandic water will cool you down. It tastes just like Gatorade, but healthier and 1000 times more refreshing.
Fresh cow milk to start your day off, with nutriets as beneficial as an umbrella on a rainy day. Our cows are grass-fed, and with no antibiotics. It is the best milk in the world, and can't get more delicious!
It comes from the farm, where carefully harvested. We have the best orange juice ever made, the freshest and tastiest orange juice and it's all organic. Freshly squeezed right into your cup. Now, you can enjoy it.
Made from the freshest fruits, and blended with almond milk, we offer a million flavors that are the best in the world. We will modify a smoothie, and change it to the perfect mix. It's creamy and rich, and filled with nutrition.
Our yogurt's taste is the best in the world. We have a million flavors, including different fruit, and it is a delicious luxury. It is made from grass-fed cows' milk, and will have you finish it in 1 second. Each spoonful is like a flavor explosion in your mouth!
With a unique flavor you won't find anywhere else, this cinnamon roll has all the most delicious spices in it. The texture starts out crunchy like a chip, and then it reveals a soft, creamy center.
These crêpes are so good, you’ll forget your own name after the first bite! Crispy edges, chewy middle, and fillings so delicious that they should be illegal. It looks like plastic, but it's just our chef's talent!
Our croissant is as good as gold, with a flaky outer shell that crumbles like toast with each bite. Its crisp shell hides soft, buttery layers that are as fluffy as a pillow. It is almost like a sculpture, but it is our chef's specialty.
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